Aug 31, · Since scandalous pictures surfaced earlier this week of Robin Thicke at the VMAs grabbing a mystery gal's ass, the entire world has been desperate to learn this lady's identity! (Well, maybe not the entire world — we're sure wifey Paula Patton was good without ever knowing.). At any rate, the blonde babe he Blurred Lines with is . His summer smash Blurred Lines tells the story of a man pursuing a girl in the club. But in real-life, singer Robin Thicke is happily married to wife Paula Patton, with whom he has a three-year-old son. Robin Thicke made out with Lana Scolaro, that girl he played grab-ass with at a post-VMA party, even though his wife Paula Patton was a few feet away and that's why I'mma take a GOOD GIIIIIIIIIRL.